Thanksgiving Observation.

I didn't realize that naming your photo album "Thanksgiving 2013" wasn't actually about Thanksgiving. All this time I was under the impression that such an album would be filled with pictures of all the family and delicious food.

But no.

Oh Vanessa, you special person you. Unlike normal people, you decided to fill said album with 65 pictures of your baby. Sorry, I didn't know that I "misunderstood" the meaning of Thanksgiving.

By the way, your kid is not as gorgeous or as perfect as you keep bragging to everyone. And no, I'm not jealous.  I'm just incredibly annoyed from hearing it all the time. So please, in order for me or anyone else to not punch you in the throat, stop acting like you and everything about your life is better than the rest of us. Just good old fashioned encouragement, or even better, silence, would be very much appreciated.

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