To The People Who Ruined My Life This Week:

Thank you. My hope is that one day a grand piano full of pig entrails and used needles will fall on your head while you run away from a stampede of wild buffalo.

Not really. I only said that out of sheer anger and frustration.

UGHH.

To all you nefarious and reprehensibly bad group of people, I can only shake my fist and repeatedly break down into sobs.

GOOD DAY.

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