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Are you reading this right now sister in law? You may think that it would scare the crap out of me if you found this, but it doesn't. I hope you ARE reading everything I'm posting on here. Puts my mind at ease knowing that you read all my rantings and struggles and yet you change nothing about yourself. Why does it put me at ease? Why would you change anything about yourself? Well the answer to the first one is pretty simple: it makes disliking you easier. Once I've gotten to a point in my dislike for a person I put away all pretense and wear my heart on my sleeve.  It's exhausting depleting all my energy on being nice and polite to someone so awful and worthless to me. This way, it makes ignoring you and making fun of you in public even better. Does that make me a terrible person? Probably. I know that I shouldn't be holding such a grudge against you, but that's between me and God and you have no right to call me out on it. I have the piece of sawdust i...

Baby dedications. I normally don't mind going to those considering they usually have tons of food after. This one coming up though is for "She Who Must Not Be Named" and of all the days she picks to have it on, she picks FATHER'S DAY!!! I mean, how selfish can you be? Her reasoning is that she doesn't have to be back home for her dad on that day so she can just do the dedication instead. Of course she doesn't remember that she has a father in law too. She's honestly worse than Britta from Community.

Unlike the Taylor Swift song of the same name, my "haunted" refers to the presence of a very unpleasant person in my life. I've complained, moaned, grumbled, and annoyed the pants off you guys; and all for some smug, arrogant, untalented, snob who stomps around and towers over everyone like some amazon freak. It's literally become mentally and emotionally exhausting to even give a minute of my time and energy to any thought of her. Mind you those thoughts usually include me punching the crap out of her and telling her what an awful person she is to her husband's family; especially his little brother and I. She constantly baffles me. I can't understand why such a mean, selfish person can get all the attention and not even care about anyone else but herself. How does that happen? Not to mention, she's completely whipped her husband, and convinced everyone around her that she's an "expert" on everything. In all honesty, she's an idiot an...

I've miraculously managed to add another area of my body to my sister in law stress induced eczema breakout. That tallies the affected areas count to twelve. Oh joy. This caused another conversation with the boyfriend related to said sister in law in which the words, "Need to move as far away from her as possible when we're married," came up frequently. I desperately need a stronger cream to help get rid of this breakout. I used Elecon when I was younger but due to the potency of the chemicals, it was discontinued. I'm going to pray as much as I can that there is an alternative that I can get prescribed by my doctor. Which reminds me; I need to make an appointment ASAP. When will we get a break from Sarah Jessica Parker's attention crazy twin?? I hope soon. Mind you, when I use Sarah Jessica Parker, I don't mean it as a compliment. Actually, it's to reference that she is an unattractive horse face; regardless of her talent or lack thereof. This...

My life is about to get infinitesimally more complicated and full of unwanted things. And unwanted people. And unwanted people and their things. And unwanted things and their people. What else is new?

Definitely dreading this day. I canNOT stand her. I bet it'll be a whole day of talking about her and her life and her baby and everything she's been doing. And I bet all the eczema on my face and my weird looking feet will be pointed out and smirked at. I already want it to be over. On a lighter note, I'll be posting videos again because I really am too lazy to type all the time. It gets way too boring!

Bitter mindset creates a bitter person which in turn creates a bitter life. I have been this person for the past year or so. And I'm sick of it. I've held so much resentment, hatred, and jealousy against this one person that it has all but consumed my life. I know I will probably never like this person, but I cannot go on making them the center of my attention. There are things in life way more important than that but I have been wasting my time and energy on such a horrible reason. I blame Facebook. When did it become a standard of popularity? So what if you have so many "likes" or "comments" on your page? Does that define who you are and where you stand in the world? Thinking about that now, makes Facebook stalking so ridiculous and obsessive. What kind of life is that, that you are measured by the opinions of people on a social networking website? I blame myself. Growing up has never been easy for me. I have always craved to know what it fee...

It's been soooooo long since I've blogged about anything. I have so many accounts on different sites it's getting more difficult to keep up! I did a ranting blog a while back about my boyfriend's sister in law. Well, things have not gotten better. They were at their parent's house not too long ago; thank goodness I had the frame of mind to not be there. All she talked about was her baby! Now I understand that a new mom can be really excited, however, there are other things in life going on. The fact that you think a babies vagina can also look like a  penis is beyond me, but at least try to contribute to other conversations. My boyfriend tried talking about other things like movies, books, and video games, but every time she steered everyone back to babies. WTH! And when they DID talk about a show (The Big Bang Theory) she just blurted out that she hates it because the people on the show are annoying.  That happened right when...

Ever watch a foreign movie?  Do you just put your movie on mute and read the subtitles the whole time? Or do you keep the movie's sound at normal level so you can hear what's going on in the background even just for the noise of someone's footsteps? Especially in a suspenseful movie where people sneak up on each other and murder one another? Imagine sitting in a room with a couple people sleeping, a few watching aforementioned movie, and the rest playing a board game. The two most annoying people playing the board game (when it ends) get up and start talking. They talk, they talk, they talk. The movie ends. The movie people start talking a little bit, and the board game people give them crap about it. The movie people snap back by saying that if they let them finish talking then they'll just go to bed upstairs. The board game people then harp about how the movie was loud (when it was turned up only  because they were talking too loud while playing the board ...

But instead, I'm going to post this on here and listen to it while trying to drown them out. By drown them out I mean keeping the volume really low so I don't offend anyone.